George’s Bakery “Long John Energy” Boxer Briefs

These outrageous boxer briefs are piping hot with hometown nostalgia and just the right amount of wrong. Featuring an all-over George’s Bakery logo, colorful sprinkle confetti, and (ahem) a full-sized glazed long john right on the pouch — these are the ultimate cheeky tribute to Mandan’s most delicious legacy.

What You’re Working With:

• A very prominent pastry in the front (yep, it’s what you think)

• Breathable, scratch-free fabric: 92% polyester / 8% spandex

• Medium weight with just the right stretch

• Antimicrobial and smooth — no sticky situations

• Regular fit, sewn-in size label

• Sizes: S–2XL

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, no ironing (nobody likes a burnt bun).
No bleach. No dry cleaning. No regrets.

Great for:

• Bachelor parties

• Gag gifts that actually get worn

• Anyone whose vibe is “freshly baked and slightly inappropriate”

Fulfillment Info:
Made to order and worth the wait. Ships in 4–7 business days — just enough time to preheat the anticipation.

P.S. Want the full snack pack? Pair these boxers with our George’s Bakery retro tee for a full-circle sugar rush.