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Bill’s Super Valu “Eggplant” Boxer Briefs

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Turn heads with these absolutely unfiltered eggplant pouch boxers featuring the iconic Bill’s Super Valu branding from Mandan, ND.

Turn heads with these absolutely unfiltered eggplant pouch boxers featuring the iconic Bill’s Super Valu branding from Mandan, ND.

The entire design screams local grocery nostalgia — but the strategically placed emoji-worthy eggplant is the real main ingredient.

Perfect for the guy who's not afraid to be bold... or hilarious.

Features You Didn’t Know You Needed:

  • All-over-print design with vintage Bill’s Super Valu logos

  • Giant eggplant on the pouch (go ahead, zoom in)

  • Fabric that’s stretchier than your sense of humor: 92% polyester / 8% spandex

  • Antimicrobial and breathable so your veggies stay fresh

  • Medium weight (6.5 oz), regular fit, sewn-in label

  • Sizes S–2XL

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
No ironing — we like our produce raw.

Best For:

  • Bachelor & bachelorette parties

  • NSFW white elephant gifts

  • That one friend who lives for the group chat

  • Men who enjoy attention… from across the produce section

Shipping & Fulfillment:
Made to order. Ships in 4–7 business days.
Because greatness takes time — just like ripening a fine eggplant.

P.S. Want a side of sass with your style?
Pair it with our George’s Bakery Long John briefs and create your own full-course fashion disaster. #NoRegrets

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